Helmet Cheddar

The greasy stuff that collects in the cock and balls when a man doesn't wash. see dick cheese

I told my BF no head for him till he washes off that helmet cheddar

by jonnycumlately February 11, 2007

Helisexual

When a person sexually identifies as an attack helicopter. If a person doesnt like that they are a Heliphobe.

Hey fuck you mom i am Helisexual

by FaZe_xX_PuzziD3str0yer_Xx December 13, 2016

centurians helmet

the act of placing one testicle in each eye socket of a girland then droopings ones penis down the length of her nose, thus resulting in your penis forming a similar protective barrier than that of a roman centurions helmet.

google image it "centurians helmet" with safe search off... could be interesting.

by milothesuperdog October 15, 2008

Sticker Helmet

a level of retardation unheard of until the mid 2000's. This is that kid that had to be chaperoned 24/7 and often be found licking the back window of the shortbus, their dome sheathed in a spongebob squarepants sticker adorned protective casing.

p: note to self - check weather.com before agreeing to work any weekend shifts
J: yeah, and don't forget your sticker helmet on your way in

by vulture.shark May 9, 2009

Roman Soldier Helmet

A man leans over someone’s face, and covers the person’s eyes and nose with his package.

When I gave that passed out chick a Roman Soldier Helmet last night, she looked just like that dude from "Gladiator".

by Sebas1266 January 21, 2006

helmeting

A sexual practice, most likely between two men, in which the goal is for the one to insert his actual head into the anus of the other. This is accomplished by the receiver having his spincter muscle severed by a knife, so his ass cheeks more or less flap apart. The giver then lubes up his shaven head and goes to town. It is uncertain whether this practice is supposed to be (more) pleasurable for the giver, or the receiver.

Raoul had to go to the doctor's to have his butt cheeks sewn back together after he was finished helmeting.

by Big D June 15, 2003

hells yes

Pretty much a way of saying yes with some more oomph!!!

hell 2 the yes!!

Iona: I think he is a mother fluffer
Sarah: ohh Hells yes!!

by mother.fluffing.sienna November 18, 2011