helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

helisexual 

It is when you are a helicopter at heart. It is like a tranny but for helicopter.

I am a helisexual mom I am going to get new missiles installed tonight.

helisexual by poon_destroyer_69 July 16, 2016

helisexual 

A person sexually attracted to helicopters.

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." Said by the famous helisexual, Guuse.

helisexual by EvolvingEevee February 10, 2017

helisexual 

Helisexual is a type of gender (Male, Female, Apache Helicopter)
the term means you love to attack and shoot your missiles about 2 genders such male and female
these are the only 2 genders that the Heli-sexual attacks, some refer to heli-sexual as Cis-gender.

The helisexual decided it wanted to attack his mother

helisexual by Social Justice League February 8, 2017

Helisexual 

When a person sexually identifies as an attack helicopter. If a person doesnt like that they are a Heliphobe.

Hey fuck you mom i am Helisexual

Helisexual by FaZe_xX_PuzziD3str0yer_Xx December 13, 2016

Heatsexual 

a gacha heat dumb shit who says they're part of the lgbtq+ comunity but they're not. they just want to say the f slur

Person1: hey i'm coming out to you...
Person2: Omg you are so valid and loved! i will support you no matter what! so.. what is your sexuality/ gender?:)
Person1: Heatsexual!
Person2: lmfao no *beats Person1*

Heatsexual by JoeTazunasGf January 16, 2021

heatsexual 

dumb fucks who do heat in any game who are so desperate to join the lgbtq+ community

P1: I'm coming out to you today.
P2: cool! i'll be here for you no matter what, what do you identity as?
P1: heatsexual.
P2: I take everything i just said back you fucking disgrace

heatsexual by rando_muffin January 19, 2021