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Dutch Handshake

Technically, when two men masturbate each other, but more often used when two people compliment each other's previous work, or accomplishments.
"My John I loved your appearance on yesterday's broadcast."
"Why thank you Philip, but it came no where near your expose on the Costa Rican labia trade."

"Why don't you two stop the Dutch Handshake and get back to work!"
by Belgian Dutch Hater September 18, 2012
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The handshake

the handshake is when a person is put in constraints in an asylum and is given a sedative in pill form. Then instead of ingesting the pill the person puts it under their tongue until their caretaker leaves so they can spit it out and continue to be crazy.

there are some guesses that this is the type of handshake referred to in MGMT's song the Handshake.
The crazy person thought he wouldnt get caught doing the handshake but the caretaker noticed the pile of pills collecting on his chest. Now he is given sedatives through a syringe.

"we got the handshake under our tongue" -mgmt
by theycallmefrank July 7, 2011
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No homo handshake

A handshake with one persons hand open and the other in a closed fist. After the initial fist to hand bump, the handshakers switch and bump again.
Your handshake is gay, try the no homo handshake.
by MSTR-HAKR January 1, 2012
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Loveland Handshake

The act of one or more people lying beneath a glass table while having one or more others defecate on said glass table.

The term is named for its town of origin, Loveland, Colorado.
Fred is cleaning his glass table after him and Mike exchanged a Loveland Handshake
by Valente420 June 5, 2009
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manudo handshake

When performing anal sex, the male reaches into the vagina and masterbates himself with the sheath between the ass and vagina with his fingers.
I came in her ass using the manudo handshake.
by bnasty31632 August 4, 2007
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Chicago handshake

The act of killing someone by shaking their hand, pulling a gun out from a pocket, and then shooting said victim while pulling him towards you. Invented by Al Capone.
John: Hey Freddie,I just saw some guy in the street that was all bloody!

Freddie: Why was he bloody?

John: He said he got a Chicago Handshake from some random dude.
by logmiesta22 December 8, 2009
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louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.
Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskakes
by Sam March 3, 2005
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