Hamper Hamster

A Hamper Hamster is a giant TURD stuck to some Underwear in the dirty clothes Hamper

Mom was doing the laundry when a Hamper Hamster appeared out of nowhere.

by bareeboy October 23, 2008

Hitler-hamster

A young girl with a hamster-like appearance and the personality and moustache of Hitler.

"Omgosh she's SUCH a hitler-hamster!!!! And a SKANK-WHORE!!!!!"

by Sexee people =] July 16, 2006

a squirrel in a hamster wheel

a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off

if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!

by Sexydimma November 3, 2019

Flying hamster

When your partner attempts to backflip off an elevated surface and land so that your erect penis penetrates their anus or vagina upon landing

"Jill tried to give me a flying hamster last night, I think I snapped my penis"

by FrankuWhoDefines August 31, 2016

war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

A ching Chong hamster

A Chinese person that looks like a hamster (literally)

“Woah that guy looks like a ching Chong hamster!”

by The ching Chong roach January 15, 2023

satanic hamster

One who nails Joe Notaman's mother.

I mean, like, uNF, uNF, say my NAME bitch, SAY MY NAME!

by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005