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Greasy Meat-Poker 

To fuck the belly button of your partner. To insert the penis in the belly-button and have intercourse. Dubbed for its similarity to poking a roast-beef or chicken with a meat-thermometer or poker to see if it is tender.
Hugh Jass: Wow, you have an amazing girlfriend. I'd like to pull a Greasy Meat-Poker on her!
Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.
Greasy Meat-Poker by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

greasy boy 

sometimes referred to as "greasers", greasy boys are young men who have a greasy aesthetic (i.e. dreadlocks, unkempt man-buns, typically smell like marijuana and/or incense.)
Often found at climbing gyms, outdoor hiking trails, etc.. They are generally very down to earth and free-spirited.

They're the perfect mix between a hippie and a stoner
"Did you see that cute greasy boy at the climbing gym? He was fine as hell!"
greasy boy by kkchameleon March 28, 2017

greasy spoon 

when u shove a wooden spoon up a girls ass when ur hittin it from the back and then u go and make brownies with it right after
tyler and zoe used the greasy spoon to make these brownies, and thats why everyone died
greasy spoon by turd burgeler April 7, 2008

greasy taco 

The act of going (poo) along another persons (buttcrack)
I made her lay on her stomach so I could give her a greasy taco.
greasy taco by eric klotz December 24, 2003

greasy italian

When one rubs menstrual blood all over the female/males back then ejaculates on the menstrual blood to simulate cheese. Then one takes small round thin turds for pepperoni. Then when your greasy Italian has been made you smack your penis on your partners back until it all lays flat. Then lick the greasy Italian and enjoy!
Man, you shoud've seen that greasy Italian i gave to your bitch last night.
greasy italian by scaryblackman January 15, 2015

Greasy Salamander 

When a person cuts his very dirty pubes off and stuffs them into a girls butthole where they are eaten out.
the only time i tried the greasy salamander, it was a dare