Klu Klux Goose

1. A short character on "The Hitcher" episode of The Mighty Boosh Series 1.

2. A member of the "Animal Offenders" prison which features the Nazi turtle ("a fresh-water fascist for all the family"), the Ku Klux goose and Trevor Robinson, a shire horse with over 37 unpaid parking tickets.

3. A goose that takes offense from anybody who is in an ethnic minority (blacks, asians, chinks, etc.)

Look?!
Wyhat?
A Klu Klux Goose!

by scottysullivan October 5, 2006

goosedumps

When you're on the crapper and a long and deep excruciating pain develops in the dark depths of your bowel, which causes your skin to develop goosebumps.

Person 1: "Why are you taking you so long in the bathroom?"
Person 2: "I have a mean case of the goosedumps!"

by Deromes September 6, 2007

goosebutt

(n)the sexual combinations possible using a spoon, jacuzzi, and peanut butter.

NOTE: clothing optional

dude i had the best goosebutt last night

by TimmyDempster May 13, 2008

Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.

"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Goonster

A person or people who are such a goon that you have to make up a word on the spot for how much of a goon they are. A kid who told me once in gradeschool not to hurt a book.

"Don't bend the book that way, you are hurting it." Hey kid, you are a goonster.

by Samsonite219 December 9, 2008

Goose Necked

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.

Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.

by Goose Neck Whatcher June 2, 2009

Shit Goose

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.

as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole

by david November 20, 2003