goofy

a goof ball, a doofus, a foolish person

he's goofy to the max. Goofius Maximus.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

New Found Glory

Coming from Coral Spring FL in 1997 with there CD its all about the girls" NFG (new found glory) really got fans attention with there CD “Nothing gold can stay”. In that CD was one of there many hits “hit or miss”. Signed with multiple labels such as Drive thru, Geffen, Fiddler, MCA and Drummerboy it’s easy to see why NFG went platinum multiple times. They are going on there 11 year together and are still putting CDs out. They have been named everything from emo to pop-punk to hardcore to easycore although they must be label they say they don’t liked to be, they just what to play music for there fans and don’t care what kind it is.

P.S for all you non-NFG fans you can suck my NEW FOUND GLORY loving dick!!!!

PERSON 1- You got to get that New Found Glory cd that’s coming out in 3/18/08?
PERSON 2- I should smash you for even asking that! Occurs I am you dumb shit.

by NFGzimm February 12, 2008

goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.

Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.

by Cameron Hamilton May 5, 2004

goofy ahh monkey

when some retard in yo teachers class says some goofy ahh shit about you to their teacher 💀💀💀💀💀💀

jon is a goofy ahh monkey 💀💀

by TheKneecapLord April 29, 2022

Tesla Gloryhole

The act of Tesla drivers having sexual intercourse with their charging ports whilst grouped together at a Tesla Supercharging Station.

"Hey fellow Tesla driver, you down for a Tesla Gloryhole with the rest of us while our Tesla's charge?"

by FUAustin2116 January 26, 2020

Glory Cunt

Someone who always makes the situation about themselves. Self absorbed.

She won't stop posting pictures of herself, what a glory cunt.

by Hairy weiner February 22, 2005

Glory Hole

a secret portal created as a passage way for one to safely insert ones penis (in a restroom)

a definition given on the FX show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

frank, dee what you two have discovered today is what is most commonly referred to as a glory hole - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

by nicnivinsixx October 13, 2009