Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 16, 2004

Goofy Gooch

The act of sending a picture of your gooch and/or asshole to someone through your phone using snap chat with a one

"What the hell was that?"

"You just got goofy gooched!!!"

by TDDC November 28, 2012

Goochy bag

a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.

dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?

timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did

dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital

by Bayjayman February 27, 2008

Gooch Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.

I am going on vacation during gooch week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.

by leonangelo December 31, 2010

Gooch Job

When a man sits with his legs apart, and the female toungues on the area between the balls and the butthole. Otherwise known as the gooch.

Doshier managed to convince Piera to give him a gooch job last night. Yea he came..... HARD

by BIGbootybitchescamehard76 November 6, 2011

Moochie Goochie

A term signifying a significant other, regardless of gender, sexual preference, or marital status. The relationship, however, does require a degree of officiality and mutuality to deserve "moochie goochie" status.

The term, invented in late 2008 in Massachusetts, is still subject to development and revision.

EXAMPLES OF "MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Greg and Tina are involved in a relationship. Tina is Greg's "moochie goochie," just as Greg is Tina's.

Bob and Dan have been partners for twelve and a half years. Bob is Dan's "moochie goochie" and vise versa.

Adam and Stacy are newly-weds. Stacy is Adam's "moochie goochie," and the reverse is also true.

EXAMPLES OF "NON-MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Brian and Sara met at a party, hooked up, and engaged in a one-night stand. Neither one is the other's moochie goochie, and they never were moochie goochies at ay point in the night.

Linda is totally into Tim, but Tim not so into Linda. Plus, Tim is sort of seeing Elizabeth. As much as Linda wants it to be true, Tim is not her moochie goochie, and she not his.

by Michaelllllllllllllllllll February 19, 2009

gooch

synonym for "cool", in the dialect of South Laguna, California.

"Man, that skimboarding move was gooch!"

by Brett Barbaro December 12, 2006