Gontent

What you get when you hire a gargoyle or goblin (some say any summoned monster) to do you web design.

Rick: What up man? Did you see my new website?
Carl: Yea shit was tight, but whats with all the stone gray?
Rick: Oh thats all the gontent from that fuckin gargoyle that I hired. I asked for level 8 and got a level 5. Whatever shit is cheaper than freelancers.

by beaumeezy August 3, 2007

gooktron

1. A person of Asian, primarily Vietnamese descent. Due to their advanced intelligence and abilities in sciences, computers and engineering, makes them appear as if they act and perform work in a robotic function. Some side effects of being around one sometimes include feeling less smart or less intelligent than the "gooktron" next to you.

2. An intelligent Asian that acts like a machine, similar to an Asian nerd

Fred: Yeah dude, that guys like a robot. I wish I could work as fast as him.

Bob: I need to study with that little Asian, that gooktron in the class is smart as hell.

by successforall919 July 9, 2010

Goonberry

Usually of the kappa kappa gamma variety. Often associate with lions. Many times goofy in nature. Respond to the call "Bayb".

"Oh that Haley is such a goonberry!"

by Jackapalooza September 20, 2011

Goon Eyed

The term used when a fruity cask wine has entered and/or penetrated the retina of a person's/Goon Warrior's eye whilst participating in Goon oriented activitys.

Whilst participating in the game of Goon of Fortune, Ben 'Goono' Rees obtained a splash of fruity wine to the eye, a classic case of being Goon Eyed.

Whilst Rob 'The Dragon' Kelsey was walking home he dropped a full cask of fruity wine on the pavement, resulting in the split and extermination of the contained fruity wine, this is also a classic case.

by TheOriginalTube May 8, 2012

goon squaded

When you see a cute girl from the distance and you want to approach here but all of a sudden a influx of males surround her.

I was about to talk to this beautiful girl but then she got goon squaded by 6 guys so I left.

by Slumpyman November 9, 2015

GOON

The creator of everything, the God of absurdity, in the beginning, GOON created man as a testament to the utter absurdity of things, and it did a damn fine job.
(GOONASH chp.1)

"I AM GOON" shouted the being as it gazed upon the desolate eternity(GOONASH chp.1)

by Jonathan(The Flames) March 16, 2004

Goon

a goon is someone that you can't depend on someone that makes promises that they can't keep.

by Darius April 6, 2003