golf

golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport

Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.

by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019

golf

Something that aint no sport

Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?

Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport

by philswift2 December 7, 2020

Golf carting

Riding another nigga

Alfonzo and duke Wellington were golf carting

by Kwdvszn November 10, 2020

Golf

Flicking a girl in the clit so hard that she has a orgasm

I love playing golf with my girl

by Big clit October 23, 2020

Golf

When you flick a girl in the clit so hard she has an orgasm.

I made my girl scream last night playing golf.

by Big clit October 23, 2020

Eddie’s Golf Cart

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field

I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart

by Bay Mac November 6, 2020

golf dip

When a guy starts to pee and bends his knees slightly as monumental relief washes over him. What they do in golf when they're putting the ball in the hole, but it misses by just a few nanometers.

Trevor did the golf dip when he fed the lizard in the urinal.

by D. Y. Vetz December 26, 2020