The precious area between a male scrotum and the anus. It provides the use of connecting these very important body parts for a male.
Robert told me that he applies deodorant on his gooch to prevant the excessive sweating and vinegary stench that his gooch excretes.
Phillip hates it when his dog bites on his gooch while he is sleeping.
Arthur's girlfriend was disgusted at the sight of his hairy gooch, but still continued to lick it.
Phillip hates it when his dog bites on his gooch while he is sleeping.
Arthur's girlfriend was disgusted at the sight of his hairy gooch, but still continued to lick it.
by cunthunter June 12, 2008
Get the gooch mug.Clearing or hoofing the ball upfield and then chasing it down. The epitome of English Football and about as far as you can get from Total Football. When the ball is punted upfield the stadium shouts HOOOOF and then you try and charge the ball down and bundle it over the line.
"I go and watch my son play Gooch football. If anyone gets the ball down and tries something and then loses the ball, the coach says 'do that again and you're off'." - Waddle
"Flair players are increasingly regarded as luxuries. Gooch football is about getting rid of the ball at the back and chasing it - physique rather than technique." - Waddle
"Hoof"
"Flair players are increasingly regarded as luxuries. Gooch football is about getting rid of the ball at the back and chasing it - physique rather than technique." - Waddle
"Hoof"
by Tamek Iller December 24, 2008
Get the Gooch Football mug.The smell of a gooch coming out of a someones mouth. The smell could be coming from the actual action of licking a gooch or something not discovered. For instance Ms. Graves has a chronic gooch breath. A wif of the terrible smell will not only ruin your day but burn a hole in your nose, similar to the affects of snorting crack.
Someone needs to tell her about her terrible gooch breath or I am going to punch her next time i smell it.
by Rick Leon Ault December 13, 2002
Get the Gooch Breath mug.If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.
A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.
A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.
Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!
uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!
uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!
by betleyoun July 9, 2004
Get the gooch laser mug.Noun: The area between the scrotum and the anal sphincter
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.
by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 18, 2006
Get the gooche mug.Term for an older, bitter engineer or computer programmer that thwarts all requests to do work by employing various strategies such as ignoring the request, complaining they are "too busy", criticizing the request as "completely idiotic" or intimidating the requester until they simply go away crying. Gooches are also great at blaming others when problems arise and are are very successful at getting others to do their work for them because they "can't be bothered".
Boy: Do you think the gooch knows anything about this database?
Girl: I think so, but last week i asked him a question and he almost chopped my head off. You ask him, i don't feel like getting gooched again.
Girl: I think so, but last week i asked him a question and he almost chopped my head off. You ask him, i don't feel like getting gooched again.
by ZippyFerguson July 26, 2010
Get the gooch mug.A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time
Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
by zachfree January 28, 2011
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