gerbiled

When you leave your Facebook up and walk away and then someone else writes something funny and messed up as your new status update

I left my Facebook up and left the room and when I came back my status update said "I love cock" Man I have just been gerbiled

by Dshaf1985 April 22, 2010

geeberdeeks

the ultimate couple combination. these two people together are like the branjolina of awesomeness.

hey man, i wish i could find the right girl so i could be part of a geeberdeeks

by geeeberdeeks12 December 14, 2010

gerbil fest

A convention where gay people put living gerbils up their anus

Want to come to the Gerbil Fest with me?

by Gerbil Guy June 6, 2016

Gerb

Some one who acts like they wit that freaky shit but really isn't

Layla: I’m the biggest freak in here
Wiggly: no your not your just a gerb

by Can’tcatchmelacking April 10, 2019

stroking the gerbil

A phrase for describing the use of an iphone or iPod touch, due to how it appears when using a touchscreen.

Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.

'That git, always stroking his gerbil'
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.

by Osiris3309 December 1, 2009

Gerber

Being easy or very simple. Relating too things you do (Test,Work,Etc.)
Originated in 6th period accounting to refer to a math problem.

Miguel- Yo, Frank how was the chem. test?
Frank- Son, that was Gerber!
Miguel- What flavor?
Frank- Peach you know tastes good but hard to swalow. *Thats what she said =)

by 6th period accounting May 29, 2011

Gerb

1. An Alchoholic....To drink to excess.
2. Someone who snores so loud you can hear him over an Ipod.
3. Person who pees on the floor while wasted.
4. Stinks like shit

Phil was walking out of the bar stumbling and peeing on himself. Joe looked to Andrew and said, "Look at that Gerb, what a douche."

by The Ocho February 16, 2005