Grand Canyon

While having sex with a girl, grab a rolling pin or other large shaped object and ream her twat. once you pull the object out and her gash is gaping, yell into her twat lips "Hello" and wait for the echo.

Her gaping gash echoed like the Grand Canyon!

by DRJ12341234 October 13, 2011

Grand Delete

This is a term used by hungry social sites users, who are not getting the tons of attention, they feel a sense of entitlement in receiving. It generally deals with those who want everyone to look at them, their posts, their photos, their everything and if they are not doing this, they will delete a large number of "so called" friends. It is like a put down for anyone that does not fit into their tiny, insignificant ego-land.

"About to do a grand delete... This should be interesting. Wonder how many people on my list don't even bother with me? I'm running a test to see who reads my posts. I realize that's about 20 (or less) of you. If you read this, leave me a one word comment about your day. Only one word please. Then copy and paste this to your wall so I can leave a word for you. Don't just put a word and not copy"

by MeMyOwn February 23, 2014

Grand Canyon

The area between a Male's asshole and his balls

Hey man i just let my girl peg me but now the good old grand canyon is aching

by DirtyPablo March 13, 2021

Grand Slam

Rock band former by Phillip Lynott when Thin Lizzy split up. Toured Europe continuously but never recorded anything due to Lynotts untimely death.

Grand Slam bootlegs are very sought after by collectors.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Grand National

A phrase used to describe an undesirable outcome of a mix when the beats clash due to the two tracks not being correctly in time. The resulting output of beats at irregular times is likened to multiple horses running, and hence the phrase Grand National.

"Grand National!" - simple shout to make others aware that the shoutee has in fact identified some poor mixing skills by the DJ.

"That first tune was pretty sweet but there was a massive Grand National at the end of it."

by RhythmJunky February 1, 2009

Grand Funk

Ultimate, definitive.

"I am the Grand Funk Master of music..."

by Mighty J January 27, 2004

Grand Slam tournament

A long warm-up session for Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal before the final that oppose them.

Nadal and Federer will make it to the final of this Grand Slam tournament. The only question is how many sets will they drop on the way.

by willywannabite September 11, 2007