Frontier Surgery

In today's lack of medical care, due to lack of medical insurance or other matters, a person or group of people resort to using either the kitchen or the bathroom to perform dangerous operations, using rubbing alcohol, regular food knives, exacto blades, etc. and - in some extreme cases - fishing line and standard sewing needle, duct tape and tissue, petroleum jelly - as sutures, packing, etc.

This often dangerous procedure has a 50%-50% success rate, with the lacking success being that of either the patient developing adverse negative reactions such as compounded infections, excessive bleeding, or a sudden visit to the E.R., yet it is still in active practice today amongst people in middle - to - lower classed American households.

He got bit by a brown recluse, but his medical insurance expired. The thing of it is, the surrounding skin is in necrosis. Time for a bit of frontier surgery - you get the exacto, I got the Jack Daniels. Meet you in the bathtub - this is going to get messy.

by kaycar October 24, 2011

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not so quiet on the western front

A compilation of punk rock bands from the San Fransisco area
and Nevada Area.

GDMFSOB I cant move, I cant twitch!!-song by bad posture on Not so quiet on the western front.

by elmo pimps hoes February 2, 2007

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Front Butt

A Vagina void of hair.

Dude: "How was your date with Bonquita last night?"

Dude2: "I chow'd down on that front butt for like half an hour before we got down."

Dude: "Nice."

by Kid Chableezee December 10, 2009

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