by Pat the Potato August 24, 2017

When you’re in a FTM and the facilitator just shut that shit down so quick you didn’t even know what happened!
Jerbear: So I really think white wine is better than red.
Princess G: No way! Red is way better.
Jerbear: But I think that white...
Princess G: (interrupting Jerbear rudely) No Jer you’re wrong Bc I know everything blah blah blah
Lashes: (in a loud firm voice) Princess G you need to calm it down okay girlfriend.
Jerbear: Oh you just got Kim Forded Bitch!!!!
Princess G: No way! Red is way better.
Jerbear: But I think that white...
Princess G: (interrupting Jerbear rudely) No Jer you’re wrong Bc I know everything blah blah blah
Lashes: (in a loud firm voice) Princess G you need to calm it down okay girlfriend.
Jerbear: Oh you just got Kim Forded Bitch!!!!
by Jerbear119 April 8, 2018

1. A term used when someone, something around you does something amazingly and exceedingly stupid that you could cry.
ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"
Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."
Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2. To use the name ford in a sentence, you must use it a rude, condescending, and demeaning fashion to lower one's self-esteem.
ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"
Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."
Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"
Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."
Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2. To use the name ford in a sentence, you must use it a rude, condescending, and demeaning fashion to lower one's self-esteem.
ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"
Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."
Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
1.ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"
Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."
Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2.ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"
Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."
Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."
Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2.ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"
Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."
Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
by eatmyDICtion February 6, 2015

Harvey ford is a good person who is amazing at what he does hes good at sports and also has legendary statusm
by Jaydee smith April 25, 2022

Ford Couriers aren't the best cars but will out do a Patrol if you've done up the car the right way and some times earn the "Toyota recovery vehicle badge" they love the 32's and front lockers and a 2" lift kit, she'll be taking you anywhere.
"just got a front locker for the old Ford courier," "bet it still wont beat the Prado" next minute "HOW!!"
A Ford Courier is a beast off road if done up right.
"just got a front locker for the old Ford courier," "bet it still wont beat the Prado" next minute "HOW!!"
A Ford Courier is a beast off road if done up right.
did you see the old Ford Courier out do the prado?? well shes a bloody ripper mate might have get one
by ford is best May 27, 2020

Term used to refer to smoking weed when around those who would think poorly of you, or used to peer pressure a friend into leaving his homework to go expand his or her mind.
by Pond Str. November 22, 2007

Montez Ford is currently signed to ERW, a ROBLOX Wrestling fed, Montez is the current ERW World Heavyweight champion! Montez Has defeated people such as Shawn Michaels.
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 20, 2021
