froasted

your are hot and cold at the same time!!

god im so froasted in here i need to just lay here!

by Shelby Hanson May 14, 2007

frastigate

the act of masturbating while you are frustrated

"my paper was so hard and i couldn't figure it out, so i just frastigated."

by nh coolio March 26, 2010

Forest Romp

A hike in the forest with the intention of getting stoned out of your mind.

Jon: Hey, want to go on a Forest Romp?
Karin: Hell yes!

by Lorca the Great April 27, 2010

Florastiality

Referring to sexual relations between a human and an plant.

Felix was a lonely guy, and flowers can't say no he knew Florastiality was the way to go. So he bought a bouquet and had his way.

by Caitlikesith October 30, 2011

Foristality

The ability to recover.

Foristality is sometimes the only option.

by Zenion Haxer June 16, 2011

Forest Nipples

When a mans only hair on his chest is surrounded by his nipples.

Ew, that guy from the bar last night had totes forest nipples.

by dem00n August 3, 2013

Forest Chump

Synonymous with the word chump, but simply adding a pun taking it to the next level of chumpness.

Guy 1: "Man, Tom Hanks is such a good actor"
Guy 2: "Ya, Tom Hanks is okay, but he's kind of a Forest Chump"

by dontcontactme February 23, 2014