Sex flush

Maculopapular type of erythematous rash.

Masters and Johnson, in their book “Human Sexual Response,” wanted their work to be taken seriously, and wanted to stay a step ahead of the morality police, so they tended to write in almost comically dense medicalese, such as mounting episodes, stimulative approach opportunities and vocalized performance concerns. A sex flush on the stomach was a maculopapular type of erythematous rash. (New York Times)

by tokugawa227 June 27, 2009

flumsiddy

a clumsy fool. giddy at times.

knock it off you flumsiddy flubberjacket!

by skizzerra January 16, 2008

flusterflunked

adj. to be all discombobulated, frustrated, and upset; usually after a girl tells you she doesn't want to be your friend.

I got all flusterflunked after my friend told me she didn't want to talk to me anymore because she didn't want to have friends behind her boyfriend's back.

by Mr. JACOB WICKED! February 2, 2009

flusploitation

The exploitation of H1N1 flu anxieties to sell fraudulent cures and treatments. The problem is that there's no solid scientific evidence to back it up

The new fear over swine flu has worriers clamouring for the next influenza-fighting shampoo or product. How do we combat this flusploitation?

by The_Pillar October 15, 2009

Flushbooking

The act of using your phone while sitting on the toilet to Facebook.

Damn man! You said you had a meeting and all you were doing was sitting on the throne flushbooking. No! I don't want to borrow your phone Erik G!

by magikben April 8, 2013

flusterefucked

Broken

I am so flusterefucked this week.

by bumble bee n peanut May 8, 2014

Flushchat

Verb.
: The act of sending a Snapchat (or other photo-communication media) to someone while using the toilet. Also used in situations to describe someone smartphoning in said bathroom.

Bro 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Bro 2: "Not much."
"AWWW, David just Flushchated me!"
Bro 1: "Haha, sucks to suck!"
"Jokes on you!"

by BossSauce 47 April 16, 2015