Flushchat

Verb.
: The act of sending a Snapchat (or other photo-communication media) to someone while using the toilet. Also used in situations to describe someone smartphoning in said bathroom.

Bro 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Bro 2: "Not much."
"AWWW, David just Flushchated me!"
Bro 1: "Haha, sucks to suck!"
"Jokes on you!"

by BossSauce 47 April 16, 2015

flushinator

One of those damn toilets that flushes automatically, usually found in public restrooms. There's a little "eye" in the back (yes, creepy) that is supposed to sense when you get off the can so it can flush for you, just in case you are one of those doochebags who doesn't know how the little lever works. (Who ARE the people who DON'T flush???) Unfortunately, the "eye" often makes mistakes, causing the toilet to flush prematurely, thus splashing one's posterior with toilet water. Yuck.

Coworker 1: I hate the flushinator.
Coworker 2: Yeah, tell me about it. The one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.

by creaternity July 10, 2006

Flushtrated

The feeling that comes over you after dropping a deuce at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house for the first time and realizing you have fatally clogged the toilet.

Dude, I went to Jenny's pad last night, and I drank 3 pitchers that afternoon so I had to drop a fat-ass brown bomber in the crapper: when I tried flushing that log down, it was a no-go... I was straight-up flushtrated, homie.

by The King of all Mexicans August 22, 2011

Flushtration

The anger/fright resulting from poo that just won't do down.

John's toilet needs to be upgraded. It just causes flushtration.

by Leprechaun211 January 14, 2010

flashcation

A trip that’s booked spontaneously when a traveler finds an outrageously good deal.

I just found a spanking good deal on a flash-sale travel site, so I decided to be spontaneous and book a flashcation.

by SpireTravel July 1, 2011

Flashcat

An awesome concept of pretentiousness. People trying their hand at various artistic concepts, notably film reviews and music mixes.
Also as a verb for doing a project of this kind, or as an adjective to describe one.

"Hey, what're you doing?"
"I'm flashcatting a mix."

by RHoodie December 9, 2008

flushcards

Originally defined as making flash cards while taking a deuce. It has bee expanded to encompass all forms of studying while in the bathroom. Modern times make this go hand in hand with craptopping.

Man, I need to study for that exam this morning! Time to kill two birds with one stone and do some flushcards.

by mindless900x August 3, 2009