1. someone who is so fit, that they must also be dumb because that's the only way you can feel better about yourself when standing next to them.
2. someone who is so focused on looking fit/building muscle that their that brain cells atrophy away from neglect
2. someone who is so focused on looking fit/building muscle that their that brain cells atrophy away from neglect
I went to our college swim team's pool party. everyone was so dumb fit it was disgusting but also I couldn't stop staring
by Stutzwoman November 7, 2023
Get the dumb fitmug. noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:
Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?
You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!
Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!
Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram
Do you Have:
Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?
You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!
Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!
Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram
by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018
Get the Sham-Fitnessmug. A person who dresses in exercise attire in public places despite having no intention of performing any actual exercise.
The Lance Armstrong wannabe fitness ricer hopped in his trusty Honda Civic after a grueling round of grocery shopping.
by kirkandorules April 12, 2015
Get the fitness ricermug. by AikaShinzaku August 19, 2023
Get the Cissy Fitmug. When you take exception of something that was tweeted about you, or a position you favor, but can't control your rage, so you throw a Hissy fit or a Twissy fit
When Donald Trump was elected, Twitter blew with one Twissy fit after another.
They took exception to what was tweeted about them, so they threw a Twissy fit.
They took exception to what was tweeted about them, so they threw a Twissy fit.
by Jonny Angels February 26, 2018
Get the Twissy fitmug. A temporary medical condition, characterized by restlessness, irritability, and a lost-in-space appearance, resulting from a prolific reader's Nook (or similar ebook reader) needing to be charged. The symptoms are particularly pronounced during extended car or plane trips.
Just as my wife was getting to the end of the new Patricia Cornwell novel, her Nook had to be charged. I had to put up with 3 hours of a complete Nookatine fit.
by Smoothrob July 13, 2011
Get the Nookatine Fitmug. Hayden Fit is a person who is super fit. He spends 23 hours in the gym every minute and chugs a 5 gallons of pineapple juice to establish dominance. One who is Hayden Fit seems like a really fit guy.
by 2n1lah November 23, 2021
Get the Hayden Fitmug.