mine finder

A mine finder is a worthless 'member' of society. Someone who doesn't contribute to the world and would be better served standing on a land mine so that innocent farmers and villages in places like Cambodia wouldn't. Their greatest contribution to the world would be in death, spread over a paddock.

John: Hey, did you see that dickhead druggie passed out on the train today.
Jimmy: Yeah, another mine finder in need of a one way ticket to Cambodia.

by Joseph Tizzle the 2nd January 15, 2009

chicken fiddle

The moment when you realize you don't have time for this.

Example Dialogue:

A: "Hey are you ready for the test today? "
B: "Chicken fiddle"

B went home and wasted away.

by hcclimber May 2, 2015

Nipple Finder

A Nipple Finder is someone who helps people find their nipples for them when they can't do it themselves.

"Man I had to hire a professional nipple finder to help me find my nipples for me, I had thought I lost them, turns out, they were on my chest!"

by IrreverentIzzy February 10, 2017

kiddie fidler

A young boy who has a fettish for young children. He likes to keep them in his basment and fiddle them Daily

Ahh you know that boy
Oh yeah the kiddie fidler

by Atualekhdhas October 24, 2017

Fag Finder

A fag finder is someone who finds gays.
Somehow always able to pick out the gays.

-Tim"You know simrat"
-Sarah "yeah"
-Tim"she is a true fag finder"
-Sarah"yo, thas lit."

by mmmmmegan June 18, 2018

Fucky Fiddlesticks

The name given to an individual so completely devoid of linear thought, initiative, or attention span that any attempt at communication with them leaves you as sharp as the leading end of an orange. See also: Crackhead

Ol Fucky Fiddlesticks held me soft hostage for nearly an hour rambling on about how he's been planning on converting his mother's answering machine into a drone so he can run counter-surveillance on the "I'm fucking serious dude, a robot bird" he suspects got his cousin busted for manufacturing last year. Dick.

by Fucky Fiddlesticks August 2, 2019

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019