Ferny

the act of being emo. the most emoest state possible to man.

i was so ferny today that i wanted to slit my wrists because each day i die alone.

by rasich April 15, 2005

Fernie Sue

1. Sexy man
2. Sweet and awesome boyfriend
3. Jessica's love

Oh, man...you're definitely a Fernie Sue, good job!

by Jessica April 20, 2003

fernjones

having intercourse once an hour, every hour, with someone different

damn, he's a machine...he's been fernjonesing all night

by hwsvocab October 21, 2010

Fernando

Fernando somehow gets all the girls. Thinks he has the best taste in music and can't keep a relationship for more than two weeks. Born and raised in Mexico he started his life in Australia when he swam from Mexico to the AU. Insecure about his dick size so if you say to Fernando he has a small dick watch out he hates facts. Fernando won't shut the fuck up until you agree with him he is a stubborn man whore. Watch out he will suck toes.

Girl- "omg Fernando you're so hot let's be boyfriend and girlfirend"
Fernando" omg lets go relationship goals "

Two weeks later
Fernando " yeah we can just be friends right"

by Jimmy aye14 September 8, 2019

Fernando

Dumb fucking monkey that is mentally disabled

“OMG I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE BESTIE”, said Lily, “OMG HI BESTIE”, said FERNANDO,(lily and Fernando do a handshake) Robert and jasmine get jealous.

by Lolyounoobfreakingstupid October 18, 2019

salvador fernandez

a huge ass splunking chode that has a cousin with quite possibly one of the sweetest asses in the world

by jamal gomez March 28, 2003

Fernando

He's a short little smurf with a little dick and he's the biggest pervert of the world!!!!!

Fernando touched my big, thicc, and delicious ass today!

by Caca Pedos February 13, 2018