fenching

A sexual act involving small birds being placed in body openings.

Once two men were fenching and they couldn't get the bird out, so one man used a match to try and find it. However, the other man passes gas, giving both men third degree burns.

by Naked Avenger August 17, 2004

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005

Fetch

cool or awesome! used my gretchen weiners, like, alllll the time in Mean Girls... Sorta short 4 "fetching," which would mean th@ gretchen wasnt tottaallllyyyy retartd when she said "it's, like, slang...from england" 2 describe it.

Regina: "OMG i <3 ur bracelet! Where did u get it?"
Cady: "My mom made it for me..."
Regina: "It's adorable"
Gretchen: "Yeah... it's so FETCH!"
Regina: "wat is 'fetch'?"
Gretchen: "like, slang from... england"

by imsocoolursojealous March 8, 2009

feltcher

a feltcher is a person who suck the puss off another persons ass with a straw

i feltched the other day.i'm a good feltcher

by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006

fetcher

Another word to use as an insult. Related words: Loser, Idiot, Poopface, ect.

Shut your face fetcher!

Your such a fetcher!

You little fetcher.

Eat poop fetcher

by Moesha February 15, 2005

felchabix

A cereal introduced by J Gladstone after his discovery that felch product can be grown on wheat fields following a fallow year. Once a scottish delicacy it is now commonly sold in most felch parlours.

"Darling, would you like felchabix for breakfast?"

by Peelmeback January 12, 2008

Fist Feltchers

1. A fictional biker gang who, rather than run "normal" illegal activities such as drug smuggling or prostitution, specialize in really dirty fetish porn. They would import or produce the foulest sleaze imaginable. Other bikers would have nothing to do with them because of their retarded schemes and their disturbing willingness to get involved in the production of rotten porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.

1. "I heard about those Fist Feltchers. Don't they distribute illegal hardcore scheisse porn, bukkake, and vomit? I also heard that their founder, Cuntpuncher Pete, died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving an industrial shop-vac; his dying words were "Ooooh, my feltch hole hurts!!!" as his insides were vacuumed out of his ass by a fat broad that looks like Mimi from Drew Carey, but in a gimp suit."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."

by Greg the Angry Pole January 28, 2008