feces

(fee*seez)
-noun
1. Poo. Poopie. Doodoo. Human waste and/or excrement.
-noun
2. As per the movie "Donnie Darko"; baby mice.

1. Ma'am? I think you need to change your baby's diaper. It smells like feces in here.
2. Girl #1: "I heard there were feces EVERYWHERE!"
Girl #2: "What's feces?"
Girl #1: "Baby mice."
Girl #1 & #2: "Awwwwwww!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

fucus

When a latin american math teacher with a strong accent says "focus".

You estudents need fucus on yorr work!

by emily12324 April 17, 2005

Fenus

Fenus is a horses penis also known as a falis.A Fenus is usually found on a male horse.

"Wow daddy look at that horses massive Fenus"
"Son dont touch the horses Fenus again!"

by Kris Allan November 22, 2004

fetus

One who acts like a baby.

Tim: No fair! Those guys get all the girls!
Bill: Shut up, you fetus!

by lingo1 June 1, 2007

fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.

Hugh Hefner is a fetus humper.

by Fi March 19, 2004

Fetus

A person who weighs less than 120 and who is 5"3 or shorter. Often referred to as "little people". They often travel in herds.

"Look, it's a fetus!"
"We gotta go catch it!"
"Get the net!"
"Look, it has SHOES!"

by TierneyDee January 5, 2009

Fetus Deletus

A spell for getting out of a pregnancy trap with hoes.

Fetus deletus!The baby is gone now.

by Jacob Rammingtons December 17, 2017