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Mud Facial

A mud facial is when after the act of sodomy the guy then takes his penis and slaps his chick in the face, then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the mess.
Dude last night I met this nasty bitch, she wanted me to do something new to her so I gave her a mud facial!
by d3vi0us December 10, 2010
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12 guage facial

When ones face is covered with scars that look like divits in their skin from a bad affliction of acne.
Dude, you know Tom, he has the 12 guage facial.
by USDAA 1998 October 30, 2008
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Aurora Facial

When titty-fucking a girl you fake an orgasm, and as she is getting up you blow a wad in her face.
I heard my girlfriend was cheating on me so when I was riding her tits I gave her a Aurora Facial.
by Mark Krebs August 26, 2005
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Newross facial

Newross Facial occurs when an infected penis (Guneria hepc etc).Shoots all over a travellers face and uses foreskin to spread the man love all over the pykies face.
Ivor Lynch shot his man juice all over Maryjoes face and spread it like dairylea on her cheeks whit his cock.Ivor then went back to the metdesk and finished his shift.Maryjoe never got a Newross facial off anyone outside her family.
by Maryjoe September 17, 2008
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The Quileute Facial

After ejaculating on a girls face, her hair is smashed all over the ejaculate so as to cause a hairy faced appearance simulating the hairy faced warewolves from the Twilight Saga.
This chick kept telling me she was for "Team Jacob", so when I finally got to hit it I gave her The Quileute Facial!
by lik-m-aid January 10, 2011
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Hot Facial

When you shit or piss hot excretements onto your partners face.
She cried bloody murder when I gave her a hot facial.
by Hashoil October 22, 2008
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dynamic facial

Euphemism for the practice of ejaculating a large quantity of semen into the face of one's sexual partner.
Dick finished the fuck and suck session by giving Jane a dynamic facial.
by Peter Angelos April 28, 2011
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