fist funnel

a funnel into which one inserts their fist for sexual gratification

she wouldn't let me stick it up her wrongun, so I fist funnelled her sharpish

by Thombone Catkins December 2, 2010

Crumb-funnel

When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.

This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!

Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!

by Chinza_mcgru January 4, 2012

Liquor Funnel

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.

He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.

by Bobby Tanqueray June 12, 2016

totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.

That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "

by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018

theory-function

A contra-referentialization of the Dark Enlightenment's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.

Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake

"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.

Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020