Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021

Cereal

that thing where I actually have no preference and will sometimes do milk then cereal then cereal then milk.

friends: sooooo what order do you assemble your cereal in?
me: im a dual wielder.
friends: Is it possible to learn this power?

by Douchebag Destruction Delivery July 12, 2021

cereal milk

to ejaculate around breakfast time

i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning

by pancakeshoes13 July 13, 2012

Cereal Jack

After you jack off, you eat your favorite cereal

Jordan: Dude, I'm bored and hungry :(
Ben: Let's just cereal jack :)

by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011

Cereal

A form of breakfast meant to be refrigerated.

Ah man I was so happy this morning when I looked in my fridge and saw cereal.

by CerealLover5 August 20, 2011

Cereal

–adverb
seer-ee-uhl

A term for the combination of words Seriously and For Real.

Melissa: Whats the weather gonna be like tomorrow?
David: Its gonna be 81 degrees
Melissa: mmm sounds like a good pool day
David: CEREAL

by cereallyforeally July 1, 2011

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

Written and painted by rock poster, Garbage Pail Kids/ Wacky Packages artist Joe Simko, this card set mixes iconic cereal box art with popular horror films

Wax Eye Cereal Killers 1st Series Trading Cards From A Sealed Unsearched Case

by Wendysfg May 26, 2023