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cereal

A sexual act performed by a man, who will plant his semen in a bowl. He proceeds to place his own feces into a bowl. Once finished he will experience a wholesome meal which keeps him fit throughout the day.
Did you have any cereal yet?
No.
Would you like some of mine?
...
mugGet the cerealmug.

Simp

You got a girl?

No but I got fortnite.

Frickin' simp.
mugGet the Simpmug.

Melon

"Milk" mixed with "lemonade".
Wanna buy some "melons"?
mugGet the Melonmug.

Simp

1. A person who plays fortnite and enjoys getting rekt af (pref. by girls). The person is usually humble towards girls and avoids any male contact which would make him a homosexual as such.
2. Someone who is interested in female representation in video games (e.g. fortnite). The person normally prefers to masturbate while playing.
3. Normally a guy who is interested in getting laid (i.e. fortnite/ gamer girls); uses voice chat often.
M'lady would you like a game of fortnite?
I wanna fortnite you hard tonight, baby.
I shall fortnite you.
Fortnite "doesnt" make me a "simp".
Fortnite ain't a "girl" (well it is now you du** f***).
mugGet the Simpmug.

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