cereal

A sexual act performed by a man, who will plant his semen in a bowl. He proceeds to place his own feces into a bowl. Once finished he will experience a wholesome meal which keeps him fit throughout the day.

Did you have any cereal yet?
No.
Would you like some of mine?
...

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020

Melon

"Milk" mixed with "lemonade".

Wanna buy some "melons"?

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020

Simp

Fortnite players.

You got a girl?

No but I got fortnite.

Frickin' simp.

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020

Simp

1. A person who plays fortnite and enjoys getting rekt af (pref. by girls). The person is usually humble towards girls and avoids any male contact which would make him a homosexual as such.
2. Someone who is interested in female representation in video games (e.g. fortnite). The person normally prefers to masturbate while playing.
3. Normally a guy who is interested in getting laid (i.e. fortnite/ gamer girls); uses voice chat often.

M'lady would you like a game of fortnite?
I wanna fortnite you hard tonight, baby.
I shall fortnite you.
Fortnite "doesnt" make me a "simp".
Fortnite ain't a "girl" (well it is now you du** f***).

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020