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fake Constitution

What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.
Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?
fake Constitution by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019
Acting brand new; acting in such a way that depicts a “fake” persona and/or out of character speech or actions
Friend 1: Alberto acting kinda different today, huh?
Friend 2: Don’t mind him, dude’s always been fake af.
Fake af by Bowsettehentai January 27, 2021

Fake depression 

If your name is Kazuto you are faking sad feelings to get attention bc your gf slaps you
Kazuto - i want to die bc i have fake depression
Fake depression by @Kazuto#5284 November 11, 2019

faceshitted 

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.
faceshitted by dave p March 3, 2006
The real definition of Fake is when someone will secretly pray on your downfall, someone that you tell everything to and the moment y’all fall out they use it against you . The real definition of fake is when someone will tell you that you can’t accomplish something you want to do , Fake is when someone doesn’t bring you up when you’re trying to be great instead they will find a reason to knock you , being fake is when one of your friend will see you do something wrong and make fun of you for it instead of telling you it’s cool . The real definition of fake is when your friends encourage you to do wrong instead of telling you not to do it . That’s the real definition of fake 🐍
Fake;fake friend someone who plots against you
Fake by Cheese penis o506 February 17, 2020

fake st. patrick's day 

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town
hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.