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Factard

In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.
"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"
by Pipistrello December 16, 2008
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I Know For A Fact

An introductory phrase used before an argumentative point is made to make your point seem valid, even though it most likely is not. Commonly seen as an immediate red-flag to someone who has no idea what they are talking about, and an early sign that what they are about to say has absolutely zero evidence to back it up.
I know for a fact that Barack Obama is a muslim, hates America, and is purposely trying to ruin our economy.
by On the real February 21, 2010
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changing faces

During a threesome when a guy gets head from two girls at the same time.
I had good time last night with Renee and Danya, I got changing faces. Those girls are total sluts!!
by Kpeezy June 18, 2006
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mow faces

To pwn somone who is not agg in paintball. To shoot them in the face multiple times
Dude this gat mows faces

Jt mows faces on the field
by JT March 1, 2005
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Phil Fact

A fact that is rejected by society, even though it is often true, nobody cares.
Man 1: "He totally just said a Phil Fact"

Man 2: "Did you tell him to be quiet?"

Man 1: "Yeah I told him to STFU"
by UberhAx0r_<3 October 15, 2010
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factslapped

When you post a bunch of bullshit on Facebook and someone Jon Stewart's your blithering nonsense with facts.
he released his long form birth certificate which is as official as it gets. you got factslapped
by Tiberius Hawke July 9, 2011
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Factsplain

fact·splain | \ ˈfact-ˌsplān
factsplained; factsplaining

Definition of factsplain
transitive + intransitive

: the uninvited and condescending effort of a third party (usually, though not always, on social media platforms) to offer extraneous information (“context”) or further explanation on a given subject/topic, while invariably posing itself as objectively factual, despite its content and purpose invariably being the promotion or defense of a partisan (progressive, leftist) idea, premise, value, cause, figure, etc.
It is often characterized by cloaking subjective opinions and partisan perspectives amidst the excessive use of officious-sounding terms and declarations such as “Ruling” “Context” “Evidence” “Credible” “Finding” “Determination” “Conclusion” “Result”, etc. or may strive to confirm or deny information on the basis of mere nuance, minor technicalities, irrelevancies, or other specious rationale.
In both form and content, factsplaining attempts to discredit the original information, although rarely if ever actually doing so, and its presence therefore may best be understood as a strong indicator of the original content’s accuracy or veracity.

Prominent factsplainers: Factcheck, Politifact, Snopes, Reuters, AP
See also: bias, propaganda, spin, gaslighting, censorship, partisanship
“I shared that post about Bernie Sanders owning 3 homes, but the factsplain said it wasn’t true - his wife actually is actually a co-owner as well…”
by Norm Al Cybias April 27, 2021
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