Apex English

Someone who writes a book, and doesn’t get the grammar checked

Apex English - Sally walked into the room Jeff said, on his knees Simon said. Hello there Michelle spoke although sally was woke

by HulkSmasher March 31, 2019

Max English

tiny dick

you have a max English

by cummonster369 June 8, 2022

English welcome

Stabbing someone in response to something

Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome

by Oogalicious December 20, 2021

aaron english

Perfect.

Aaron English is the most perfect man there is.

by Ineverwasgivenanameman February 23, 2021

Great Englishing

A sarcastic way of saying you can’t speak English well.

Richard “I went and to see the movie yesterday.”

Vanessa “Great englishing.”

by Fizzwizz2410 April 18, 2019

english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.

Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!

by Hitler Banana May 22, 2015

english siege

to eliminate your enemy by slowly cutting off his bloodline through breeding out their family or culture. often put into practice by use of prima nocta.

In Braveheart, the English king attempted an english siege upon the Scots.

by Mike Loree December 18, 2008