Dirty Emely is a person who laughes about "Emily"-memes, well knowing that Emelys are superior to Emilys.
by Dirtyemely September 6, 2021

to be honest i don't piss my pants with things close to my heart. you've got to do what you've got to do.
i may piss em with irrelevant stuff like talking to a crowd.
i may piss em with irrelevant stuff like talking to a crowd.
by Krkič May 30, 2019

“em alri” can be used when you dislike/hate someone and they tell you something. it is an alternative to “alright” but would recommend using it against a bad person.
lara and ava: “sorry i didn’t not mean to send you that it was a mistake”.
eva: “em alri”.
lara and ava: “HAHAHAAHHAHA”
*lara and ava message chloe* “eva said ‘em alri’ to us”.
chloe: “HAHAAHAHHAHAH”
eva: “em alri”.
lara and ava: “HAHAHAAHHAHA”
*lara and ava message chloe* “eva said ‘em alri’ to us”.
chloe: “HAHAAHAHHAHAH”
by em alri January 27, 2021

"Yo dude, did you see all those fuckin' broads down at Sully's, kid?"
"Yah, dude! There were MAD of 'em!"
or
"I heard there were mad cops down at the beach dude."
"Dude--there were like five...fiftee...ffffuckin'... mad of 'em, kid."
"Wait, how many?"
"Fuckin' MAD of 'em."
"Yah, dude! There were MAD of 'em!"
or
"I heard there were mad cops down at the beach dude."
"Dude--there were like five...fiftee...ffffuckin'... mad of 'em, kid."
"Wait, how many?"
"Fuckin' MAD of 'em."
by Tausevich April 14, 2010

*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club
by Unicornication July 10, 2016

by dj189 August 24, 2010
