whiskey express

When your drink a lot whiskey/scotch/bourbon and driving a car afterwards.

“Be careful getting behind the wheel tonight… I’ve had some close scrapes on the whiskey express”

by Tactical-teacup April 24, 2024

Rodriguez express

A Mexican gangbang at the restaurant “On The Border”

Welcome to On The Border, would you like to try the special? It’s the Rodriguez express!

by DeezNeetz May 2, 2024

Raj Express

A insult used to describe indian truck drivers in australia when drivers get inraged at their driving skills.

Ahh, the Raj express fucked up the turn on his b double.

by mine_1 November 24, 2024

Pinkeye Express

The act of farting in a pillow and hitting someone in the face with it. Does not count unless you first yell “ALL ABOARD” or “WOO WOO” imitating a train whistle.

Totally surprised that pizza guy with the Pinkeye Express. He never saw it coming.

by Maker Kc February 17, 2025

Eggplant Express

A girl who has sex with lots of men. It's another term for the cock carousel.

She rode the Eggplant Express in her 20's and early 30's, now at 35, she's had her fun and wants something real.

by Enko247 May 20, 2025

Polar Express

A white woman accompanied by various black men (representing sacks of coal)

A tie-off to the term, "Coal Burner"

"She's burning so much coal, she might as well be the Polar Express"

by Xenerai August 12, 2025

Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.

“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”

by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025