DIEt

When you diet too hard that instead of losing weight you lose consciousness and eventually die due to lack of nutrients in your body. So when you die they will say the reason of death they just make up random shit because you're not skinny but still the same weight as before you started DIEting.

Doctor: He died because of a heart attack
Reality:Nigga u lying he just DIEted

by AlphaWarhead December 7, 2018

Diet Water

An alcoholic drink that is considered healthy.

Person A: Hey! Wanna drink some Diet Water tonight with me?
Person B: No sorry, don’t really think any alcoholic drink is healthy

by Hennessee November 11, 2019

Dreith

Bad ass dude with a big fat cock, he probably fucked your mom, your girlfriend and your grandma.

Yo I gotta hide my girl a Dreith is coming out tonight.

by Tegan Tate March 9, 2020

driedboilive

A dumb child that looks like a troll and eats do shit

driedboiLIVE- dumb

by DRIEDDEIDEDEID October 11, 2020

Diet Boomer

A member of Generation X who is starting exhibit some of the qualities of Baby Boomers.

My parents are so annoying; they are diet boomers.

by Electric Warrior November 5, 2020

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.

In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”

by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021

driedkittypoop

Driedkittypoop is such a fucking top shagger, built like a unit.

Bro driedkittypoop is such a top shagger, fucking unit.

by Dried.69 May 22, 2021