Douche Magouche 

A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!

My ex boyfriend is a complete Douche Magouche.

Douche Magouche by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010

douche caboose 

A group of douche bags that can be found walking behind a group of attractive women, usually as they enter a nightclub.

"Hey, look at those sorostitutes that just came in. Let's buy them a round of shots!" "Nope.. there's the douche caboose."

douche caboose by Cullen S October 23, 2007

douche mark 

The monetary unit of germany, or doucheland

The bathroom attendant at a restaurant in doucheland wanted some douche marks for standing there; he didn't even wipe your butt or anything.

douche mark by andy1 January 16, 2006

Douche fad

A thing, idea, or whatever that is done/used only because other people do it. Douche fad is used as a negative term, because it implies that people that are part of a douche fad cannot think for themselves or be themselves.

If you see a lot of people doing one thing that really annoys you, and can see that if only one person did it it would make that person look like a total idiot, it is probably a douche fad.

Understand that not all fads are douche fads. "That's what she said" is not because if used properly, it is genuinely funny. Other fads are cool too.

Examples of douche fads include:

Wearing your pants so low your boxers/thong is showing

Using overly used words like "awkward" (<--especially when it is misused) and "creeper". "Ignorant" also fits into this category

Doing the cool walk

Douche fad by NJBoyy January 31, 2009

Douche Farm 

Place where doucehbags are created. Typically colleges with big frat and sorority populations. After these "people" are created, we suffer the consequences.

Wow, Florida State is quite a douche farm.

Douche Farm by Malpaso March 2, 2009

Douche Eye

A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.

The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.

My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.

Douche Eye by bktscrambler October 6, 2009

Douche Grin 

More commonly referred to as a smirk, a douche grin is a smile that expresses scorn, smugness, etc. Often performed by smiling on one side only. The douche grin was named so because douchebags are inclined to abuse smirking.

That guy's douche grin makes me want to punch him in the face.

Douche Grin by Broski O'Bronald January 21, 2010