dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

Dong Mitten

Another word for vagina

Kevin wanted to get his dong in Ashley's dong mitten

by Ashleykme December 30, 2008

fiddle-dong

A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other

Alex set around the campfire and mastered his fiddle-dong technique .

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

female dong

Pretty common in Thailand, it's a Big surprise for certain tourists (specially from the U.S.), some people enjoy female dongs.

"I thought she was a woman but she had a dong"
"His wife has a bigger female dong than him"
" you see that dancer? Ask her about her female dong"

by omniscientbanana January 27, 2015

The Big Dong

Nickname for the city of Jacksonville, Florida

What's happening in the Big Dong this weekend

by Astroman790 April 10, 2015

dong bait

A hot girl, a sexy bitch. Often used as a term of endearment between two hot, sexy bitches.

Hey dong bait, did you get my message?

by CosmicSpinner November 2, 2019

Dong-hyuk

A fat asian kid who enjoys the taste of his own ball grease. A dong-hyuk will trade his entire life for a pack of korean gum and will happily trade that gum for friendship. Dong hyuk is the human representation of a beta male and will happily snake you for a bowl of rice

“Did you see that kid giving people gum”?”
“Yes! Hes giving them gum as a trade offer to be his friend”

“Damn, what a dong-hyuk!”

by __Mosey__ March 18, 2021