disabilisist

or disabilisicm
being racist towards disabled people

hey ur being disabilisist!

by beetissexy March 15, 2021

disabilified

Being disabilified means you feel like a rock. No further explanation

"I feel disabilified right now man."

"Oh, sameeee"

by im a very person so yeah March 26, 2021

Disaster Magnet

Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.

"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".

The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.

by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021

Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021

diseasic

It's a word meaning something looks like it could be a disease.

Hannah's middle school acne looked absolutely diseasic in school.

by hannah's acne April 10, 2021

Disasterbation

When you’re using a vibrator that wasn’t fully charged so you keep stopping to briefly charge it so you can finish but you never charge it long enough to give it enough juice to get the job done.

After her vibe died three times, Kay decided to put and end to the disasterbation and threw the useless thing across the room.

by Bill’s Meat April 16, 2021

Disaster Bi

look up Everett Gray from XOXO Droplets.

JB: Everett is such a disaster bi

by moreori May 3, 2021