ditchy pants

A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.

UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!

by marrissaisawhore June 12, 2006

Bitch in a ditch

a girl who is drunk and passed out on the floor who has had a bad night before hand.

*girl passes out*
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.

by coolkid1178 August 27, 2012

ditchpig

An overweight, obnoxious chick. It could be a dude too, if he looks like a chick. The ones you just want to ditch.

Ditchpig: "Omg, as if you didn't invite me to the party!!"
Popular Girl: "It's not my fault you're a ditchpig. Fugly ho."

by crunkcakes May 3, 2010

ditch digging

the act of motorboating big ass cheeks after she took a shit without wiping.

I sure would like to go ditch digging in that fat black ass.

by bser2000 January 8, 2012

ditchy

Low-grade, less than stellar, shitty, crappy, rundown.
(Orig. ditch weed)

Nate tooked like a tool showing up at prom with his ditch 1992 Lexus with rust spots.
Even with the new paint job, the house on the corner still looks ditchy with the broken screen door.

by Lisa N September 12, 2005

Ditch

Accepting to do something with someone then denying.

A: she told me she's coming over to pick me up at 10 to go clubbing, at 9:45 she called and said she wasn't up for it anymore.
B: Wow, lame, the bitch ditched you.

by aruba lem April 26, 2010

ditch fucker

nasty country girl (highly likely skag whore) who's stank you don't want in your car, so you toss her in a ditch and most likely ass to mouth her. You have to take off and leave her in the ditch for it to count. (helps if you bust in her eyes so she can't see)

q: how was the cottage?
a: I was so fukn loaded that i grabbed a ditch fucker

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005