short dicked it

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash

Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it

by shortdickery June 30, 2016

pumper dickle

to genuinely enlarge your penis with a pump to pleasure the ladies

that guy definitely got a pumper dickle

by RobinsonL October 26, 2017

The Dickler

A very tall hung male stripper who’s show consists of walking on stage in a Nazi SS uniform, hitler mustache and boots, signaling the hitler salute, marching around stage in military style to the german 3rd Reich anthem, and taking off his clothes until only the mustache remains. Generally, he attributes his enormous size to his German-Austrian roots. Due to his hate for all minorities, his show is always a solo act and is said to be genocitically good!!

At the Strippers:

Jody: what’s that guy on stage doing!!??
Kelly: oh good lord, he’s doing the dickler!

Jody: since it’s 2018, I am so offended!!!

by Rekivile August 21, 2018

Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021

Eggs Been-A-Dicked

When you make scrambled eggs with nut in them.

My ole lady wouldn’t give me any last night so I made her eggs been-a-dicked for breakfast.

by Matt1919 March 27, 2022

Dickle

Dickle means to tickle a dick. Simple as.

Gf: 'I'm gonna dickle you if dont shut up'

Bf: (doesn't shut up)

by Gayfordbuttram101 May 2, 2014

Dickless

A term for a woman because they don't have a dick.

That's a hot dickless.

by Judge dredd7 December 16, 2011