diach

Another word for Penis or Dick. (Dee-Uh)

You wanna Suck My Diach?!?

by Nathadeous March 1, 2009

She ditched me

When a guy gets attention from a woman at a bar, and then she withdraws from him in a hurry.

This chick in a red dress just taught me how to drink scotch, and then she ditched me!

by Hoosfoos July 28, 2011

Ding Dong Ditch

The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.

Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!

Vitim: WTF!!!!

Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!

Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.

by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010

ditch weed

shitty weed. Also know as prarie weed. Any weed that does not come from bc.

Ever since I moved to edmonton all I could find was ditch weed.

by Nicholi Kornachefsky December 28, 2005

Ditcher

A hairy rodent-like girl with fungus on her chin that likes setting up meetings with a nice guy, only to stand him up over and over again. She is conceited and only cares of what the "cool" kids think of her.

Zahra Alburqat --the ditcher-- saw Ali sitting on the bus in the same seat she told him to meet her at, when Zahra noticed he was sitting across from the "cool" kids, she ignored Ali's polite "hello" and walked passed him as if no one was talking to her and sat on some cool kid's lap and starting to suck on his fungus infected ear since the only seat left was next to Ali and he had clean ears.

by xp_neo_xp April 15, 2009

ditchy pants

A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.

UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!

by marrissaisawhore June 12, 2006

datching

A game played with a nerf gun where one person stands about 10-20 feet away and they shoot it at you and you try to catch it.

3 pts. if you catch it 1 handed
2 pts. if you catch it with 2 hands
1 pt. if you catch it against your body

A "point" is known as a datch.

Gabe: I have 7 datches... you?
Trevor: I only i have 3. I suck.
Jesse: Im a douche bag.
hahahahaha
Gabe: Datching is tight. It is a very balling sport.

by Gabe Glasser April 23, 2007