dependabilibuddy

a close friend whom you can always depend on; a bro before hos

me: hey i just got arrested for murder. could you come bail me out?
dependabilibuddy: sure!
me: thanks man... you're my dependabilibuddy
dependabilibuddy: any time

by amattch November 10, 2007

definder

1. A person who finds a definition of a word, or creates it.

2. An Urban Dictionarist :)

"You need to be a definder, in order to understand what they say"

"A poet won't be able to describe this marvel... contact the Definder"

"Definding is done, when combining knowledge, feeling... and intent"

by T.Mamuleum October 31, 2013

defunding

1. complicating a simple question with multiple, tangentially related questions

2. obsessing over or focusing on the smallest irrelevant detail

3. providing important nuance to an otherwise simplistic statement

4. stopping the flow of funds to some entity

5. becoming stuck in the impersonation of mythical character

What the hell is he talking about?

He’s defunding

by marblesbrown November 29, 2015

defenestrate

To throw someone out of a window or opening in a tall structure.

Dr.Patrick Hamill will not hesitate to defenestrate students who do not bribe him regularily

by TempAcct October 5, 2016

Dependakarensaurus

A combo of a dependapotamus and a karen. This is the final form of depandapotami and Karens.

Jack’s wife, Sarah, is a total dependakarensaurus.

by Toughkneigh January 26, 2020

Vaginal dependence

When a guy has an uncontrollable urge to talk and or give a girl a hug in the hallway of a school and or in a public place while he's walking with other males.

Person 1: Dude, Chris has a bad case of vaginal dependence.

Person 2: Yea man I know everytime he sees any girl he ditches us!!!! It's getting out of control

by HolyTwinkys August 28, 2013

up-sell defense

The act of constantly saying "no" or "no, thank you" or "I don't need that" to sales people who persistently try to up-sell you additional services or add-ons during a point of sale or negotiation of service(s).

So after 10 mins of playing up-sell defense I am totally exhausted. Mind you, I just want a car wash. If I wanted to get up sold and haggled out, I would have gone to the swap meet for some churros and butterfly knifes. How many times to I have to say no, I don't want that super wax?

by leonard b. September 1, 2011