Douchebag

someone who is a very big jerk and will not do anything for other people unless they get something in return

My Friend Daniel Zhang is a Douchebag because all he does is ask people if he can do a small favor that they cant do but in return they have to do a huge favor

by Kevin Yao October 1, 2015

Beta Douchebag

The all new kind of douchebag that's better than ever. These douchebags are the lazy kids that sit in the back of your Chemistry class doing nothing but be disruptive, laugh their asses off, and make seagull noises. These douchebags don't even get bitches! But guess what?! They don't give a fuck!

Person 1: Who are those funny guys wearing skinny jeans? It looks like they don't even have girls to hang out with.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Beta Douchebags!!!

by BetaDouchebag111 May 9, 2012

Douchbag Rainbow

Phenomenon used to explain that douchbags come in every shape and colour. Used primarily as a new category of people to be racist towards (to combat regular racism).

Man the cast in that movie was from the douchbag rainbow.

by KyroKiller September 7, 2009

douchebag

A person who is or resembles Kanye West.

That egocentric douchebag has such an inflated sense of his own self worth.

by LizzieDizzie September 19, 2009

douchebag

John Mayer

John Mayer's Playboy interview took douchbaggedness to an all new level. He has surpassed even the former King of DB Kanye. Examples of his douchebaggedness can be seen in his tweets and all interviews he gives.

by nldgirl February 12, 2010

Douchebag

A group of gentleman, while expressing their deep inability to cope with everyday challenges such as general speech, simple addition, not using the word, "Bruh," And , parade about thinking that they, in fact, are God's great gift to the world; and that in their white short- Hollister T-shirt wearing- spiked up douche hair- and socks with sandals existence is the epitome of living itself. One from this group can be compared to ANYONE ELSE IN THE GROUP with little variation.

*To other miscellaneous douchebag: "Aye, yo bruh!"
*Innocent bistander:"God, that douchbag wearing the shudder shades is so loud..."
*Douchebag: "Dude, crank that radio. My favorite Nickleback song is playin'!"
*Innocent bistander proceeds to facepalm.

by ZGVDHRTR.IIX September 23, 2011

douchebag

a massive dick; a big asshole

k1234567890y accused his co-worker of being sinister and bitesome as a cobra and kept talking shits about him out of nothing? what a fucking douchebag k1234567890y is!

by it is not your business July 26, 2019