fiddle-dong

A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other

Alex set around the campfire and mastered his fiddle-dong technique .

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

Dong Mitten

Another word for vagina

Kevin wanted to get his dong in Ashley's dong mitten

by Ashleykme December 30, 2008

dong Kong

A sexual act where you are to eat panda express off of each other from top to bottom until you reach the vagina/penis.

I took my bae on a trip to DONG KONG last night, bruh.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

female dong

Pretty common in Thailand, it's a Big surprise for certain tourists (specially from the U.S.), some people enjoy female dongs.

"I thought she was a woman but she had a dong"
"His wife has a bigger female dong than him"
" you see that dancer? Ask her about her female dong"

by omniscientbanana January 27, 2015

The Big Dong

Nickname for the city of Jacksonville, Florida

What's happening in the Big Dong this weekend

by Astroman790 April 10, 2015

dong wipe

a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.

guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?

guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe

by pelican clip board February 9, 2010