borderline diabetic

An insulin-deprived globetrotter who uses his illness as a ploy to speed his way through Customs.

Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Mount Diablo High

a place that’s usually said to be the worst school in the district due to many fights, but is actually a great place filled with diversity, no fights, and academies. only real nibbas rule the school in leadership. asb presidents have to be baddies or popular or both

them: y’all niggas go to mount diablo high?

me: vro you sound goofy asf just say mount headass.

by AndrizzletheG August 9, 2018

ouf diab

Something you can say at any time and is an evolved form of oof. Diab means dab which is used to further enhance the oof.
This is the perfect thing to respond to a funny joke or a serious event.
It doesn't have to make sense, just like how you can say oof at any given time.

Example 1. Joe: Dude my cat just died...
Ivar: Ouf diab
Example 2. Philip: You're gay
Felix: Ouf diab
Example 3. Wife: I want a divorce
You: :(
Random guy through the window: Ouf diab
Example 4. Bully: Gimmie your lunch money
You: Ouf diab
Bully: Oh

by Fejlanoof December 24, 2018

Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop

A blue plastic egg from Easter taped together with scotch tape

Friend: let's throw Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop around at lunch

by Bertn'Ernie April 23, 2021

type 3 diabetes

when you have type 1 diabetes (caused by your pancreas deciding to die out on a random shitty day of your childhood) , mixed with a fucking huge love for food, implying type 2 diabetes

random hoebag who thinks they’re funny: “yo diabetes! don’t eat that! you’ll get type 3 diabetes” courtney (diabetic) : “...”

by hashtagdiabetes May 31, 2018

Type 1 diabetes

Basically where your pancreas commit suicide and kill you

Type 1 diabetes means your pancreas quit their job.

by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021

el diablo

el means the dumbass

dude you just said "the the diablo is coming back"

by Anonymous October 4, 2003