"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"
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Get the Delight mug.This popular Turkish Confection is a mixture of Turkish Man whore spunk and sugar , with the flavour disguised with rosewater. It tastes disgusting. As for chocolate covered Turkish Delight ... lets say that sticking it up your backside and covering it with a layer of finest Turkish Chocolate doesn't appear in any reputable confectionists book of tricks
Despite being told not to , the young lady insisted on stuffing her face with the finest chocolate covered Turkish Delight, until she could eat no more. It ran out of her mouth and she could hardly swallow it all
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Get the Turkish delight mug.When a man puts pineapple rings on his shaft and his partner rides him until climax. Then they jump off and he ejaculates onto the pineapple rings, which his partner eats.
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