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Cry Shart

Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.
1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."

2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"

1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"

2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"
by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010
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cry masty

crying while masturbating. tears make the best lubracant
cry masty
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends
by sakattack1 February 27, 2011
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crying conference

When you hide somewhere like the bathroom to cry, meet someone else who is crying, and you both talk about what you're crying over.
Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.
by That Subpar Nerd September 13, 2019
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Puss-cry

(sobbing) "Branden, stop hitting me!"

"Shut your mouth and take it, you little Puss-cry!"
by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007
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Pathetically crying

Fake cry for help when help is not needed.

Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.
To see a man or woman pathetically crying to get what they want.
by Readmeagain May 12, 2022
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cry-roll

Combinination of cry and eye-roll. An expression used when one is both touched and disgusted/exasperated at human-interest schmaltz.
I couldn't help but cry-roll at the story of millions of dollars being raised for charity in honor of a dead 9-year-old girl's wish.
by Breakfast Taco July 27, 2012
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wine cry

Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.

Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.
by bravodarling December 16, 2011
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