by Bud Hogan July 10, 2006
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by pinkard January 11, 2005
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Get the croon mug.To pull your ball sack over your sholder to appear as if you are carrying something you stole in a sack.
by Eric February 1, 2003
Get the crook mug.The mix of crotch and cooch. The location on your pants that you smell to know weather or not they are clean enough to wear.
Friend 1: Do my pants smell clean?
Friend 2: Oh hell no girl, get back! I'm not going to smell your crooch.
Friend 2: Oh hell no girl, get back! I'm not going to smell your crooch.
by greenpassion July 1, 2009
Get the crooch mug.an old, dirty, angry man who hates his life and job and takes out his misery on youth. often a crooner will be seen spying on young college girls with an innapropriate smile on his dirty mustached face. He is probably imagining what it would be like to have sex with them if he dick still worked at his current age.
Mellissa doesn't like eating in the cafeteria because the crooner who serves baked beans always eye-rapes her.
by chris christopherson May 1, 2006
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