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Crap out the hoof

To plan on going crazy, drinking a lot, dancing all night, having wild sex. Typical saturday evening stuff. Crapping out the hoof usually ends in a big headache and loss of memory the next morning.
Person 1: Let's crap out the hoof tonight.
Person 2: hell yeah!
by Bekhouwejoh November 8, 2014
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cheapskates

A group of penny pinchers. These people will do anything to spend nothing. These are by far the most obnoxious customers for business owners.
Also a viral TV series on TLC called Extreme Cheapskates
I was watching extreme cheapskates on TLC last night. The pinto's are the biggest penny pinchers on the show. Unbelievable!
by honeydrop May 6, 2019
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killer crap

(Noun) (killur krap) Mushy poo exiting at high velocity through the rectal cavity leaving you in a cold clammy sweat.

The kind of POO that killed Elvis.

(Verb)

When you eat a lumberjack slam at Lennys at 5 am and you have to take a "killer crap" 15 minutes later.
(Noun)

He wiped the sweat from his brow and said "Man,...That was a killer crap". "I wouldnt go in that bathroom for bout 35 forty five minutes"
by Ivan Vila June 30, 2006
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Face Crap

another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.
i gotta go wash my face crap off now. ttyl.
by AshBlash333 August 4, 2010
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well crap

Something of extremely poor quality in a situation. Often used in conversations like this:
Person: *falls through the ceiling*
Other: Well crap
by KaOsDrAcO January 22, 2017
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crap on a shingle

1.) Same as "Shit on a Shingle"

4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.
Hey sweetle, that was some good crap on a shingle.
by jeffbo April 10, 2009
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holy crap on a stick

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.
1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
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