Craposterous

A hybrid of crappy and presposterous. When something is both ridiculously unbelievable and terribly bad.

Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!

by lana63 April 26, 2009

crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009

Crappaq

Crappaq (noun) describes hardware manufactured by Compaq / HP. Crappaq is a word created of the two things crap and Compaq and intends to describe the quality of the hardware by those manufacturers.

My Crappaq (R) Presario bluscreened again.

by ndy78 October 26, 2009

Cappser

Noun (n.) Capp-ser. One who capitalizes their words way too frequently in a digital setting. It's often interpreted as yelling in virtual environments but more likely to be recognized simply as douchebaggery.

That fuckface must have the caps lock turned on. Can I block this cappser?

by beckerist March 16, 2010

crapple

Crappy apple.

"Gee, Gina this crapple sucks. It reminds me of your mommas butt!" Tommy said.

by gotaskedtothedance5times January 6, 2015

Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt

I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.

by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016

Crappered

Crapper (base word) - someone who regularly shits theirselves.

Crappered - When a "Crapper" takes a dump on you.

"Aww man! That homeless man just Crappered on me!"

by cronicallyonline April 6, 2022