P'tit café

Slang for give me a blowjob

Un P'tit café s'il vous plait (a blowjob please)...or, j'ai le gout d'un p'tit café (i'm in the mood for a blowjob)

by J-B May 19, 2006

chafe

Can be used as a rhyming word to express ones like for something / how cool this particular subject is.

Sophie: ''Hey James, I just got free tickets to see Jimmy Eat World'' (can be any other subject)

James: ''Woah!,Safe as Chafe''

by JwSh April 6, 2007

hover craft

big ass car

ie: a cadilac sevile

yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.

by Jonathan May 2, 2004

ass cafe

A gay coffee shop

"I'm gay and horny, I should make a stop off at the ass cafe"

by StinkyPantz December 14, 2010

cock chafer

When the chick you're having sex with has got stubble around her pussy because she hasn't shaved it for days. The result: abrasions to the shaft of your cock that hurt like hell.

I was rooting your mum the other night and her cock chafer made a mess of my round man.

by Summers June 28, 2007

pussy cafe

1. where horny, rich and desperate single/unhappily married men go to have sex with prostitutes.

also known as whorehouse or brothel

2. showrooms in developed and trendy asian countries where many cute and adorable cats are pampered in luxury for the public to visit.

1.
Peter the Cheater: hey babe, im fukn hungry down here.
im gna go head off to the pussy cafe for a quick munch.

Naive abused girlfriend: Ohh ok, can i come too? im hungry too.

Peter the Cheater: No, bitch make me a sandwich for when i get back.

Naive abused girlfriend: but i thought u were going out for some food?

Peter the Cheater: Yeah i love you too, bye!

*runs*

2.

Natalie: I just wana go to Japan, i hear they got the best pussy cafes there. They all look so gorgeous and pretty!!

Tony: ..... yayer lets go!!!

by innocent_monkey_boy69 November 9, 2010

City Cafe Diner

n. A poorly decorated Georgia Tech-area restaurant with insanely bright neon lights on the inside and a staff of absolute bitch waitresses.

What's open near here? Oh fuck, all we've got tonight is the City Cafe Diner.

by perry s. September 7, 2005