A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
by DPdestruction March 18, 2019
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Friend: ah gowan do it
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!
by Jay McEv November 16, 2019
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by ac February 13, 2004
Get the cracka please mug.A Hawaiian slang term meaning a punch to the face and, from what I thought, often done without much more than a verbal warning at most. A surprise punch that catches the recipient at least somewhat off-guard.
Also just to "false" or getting "falsed"
Also "dirty cracks" or "dirty lickings"
Also just to "false" or getting "falsed"
Also "dirty cracks" or "dirty lickings"
Dey wuz arguing for so long until James jus wen false crack em!!!
He was talking shit so I falsed dat faka and he wen drop li' dat!!!
He was talking shit so I falsed dat faka and he wen drop li' dat!!!
by JLiRD March 5, 2007
Get the False Crack mug.One of the realest and sickest of sites out there. This dude Dirty D, kinda fat dude who live in the Miami area, really does go out on the street and finds crack whores. girls addicted to crack and will do anything just for a hit of the drug. he gets em to sucks his dick n shit like that. alot of em are weird lookin but ppl like this shit. I kno other shit out there might be fake like bangbus with there disclaimers and shit but crack whore confessoins and got shit. There real. This dude picks up them crackwhores like da mack nigga. Throw it up.
Dirty D get them crack whores a lil crack, fuck em, and put they bitch ass on the net like a true G.
by KingTee410 March 18, 2005
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